Limsters · Thursday March 9, 2006 by Terry of Astoria
Bill has the memory of an elephant.
With words that are more or less eloquent
He’ll dazzle your brain
And drive you insane
With facts that are mostly irrelevant
Peter is more than reliable.
He’s a rock like it says in the Bible.
“I’ll be there on time,”
He says, but you’ll find
that his schedule is really quite pliable.
A man may be here called Fitz Moore
An Astorian Man to the core
He likes to keep talking
While standing or walking
But when he sits down he talks more.
I’ll just call this one guy Dave Sassel.
Everyone says he’s an asshole.
He was gonna be nice
But then he thought twice
When he found out it was way to much hassle.
I’ve got a friend named Kevin.
who’s sure there is no heaven
But if there was he
Could go there because he’s
The saintliest one of my brethren.
There’s one local poet named Sam
He’s a genius, but never a ham
Ask him what he’s thinking
And whether he’s drinking
He’ll tell you “I am what I am”
